i finally know what the top of her head looks like
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- usb won’t plug in
- flip it over
- still nothing
- flip it over again
- magically fits
Jesus. That’s terrifying.
That escalted quickly.
I am okay with giant insects.
only a giant insect would say that they are okay with giant insects
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
im british and i approve of this message
- be unaware of where the penis is
- scream into the penis
- use the back of your hand
- slap the penis and call it “buddy”
- condescend to the penis
- set your hand on fire