100 Completely Accurate World Accents

pantsareunwelcome:

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the-unpopular-opinions:

It’s a mockery to super heroes that are strong and badass.

NEVER MEANT TO BE cute and cuddly. It’s just terrible. And if you’ve ever re-blogged shit like this you’re just as stupid.

Anon please.

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This would be the greatest game ever

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thebittencucumber:

“man lying in bed smiling”

that is not a smile

that is a cry for help　

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A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.

• Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily, your brother named them for you.
• Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
• Doctor: Denise.
• Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
• Doctor: Denephew.